18/07/2014 09:34

It's warm outside.  But I'm still freezing.  Apparently we're having a heatwave.  I don't know if we are.  I can't tell.  I'm freezing.  At the beginning of the week, dad said it was going to get as hot as Barbados.  It's windy outside, too.  My blind keeps getting sucked out the window.  It's annoying.  I bet all my friends are out enjoying ice cream, their hair blowing around their faces like wild halos, whipping through the cream and smearing the frozen liquid across their faces.  They'll jokingly stick ice cream on each other's noses and they'll laugh because that's what normal people do.  When dad stuck cream on my nose, I went apeshit because I was scared the cream would drip in my mouth, equating to extra calories.  I scrubbed my nose for ages afterwards just to make sure there was definitely, definitely nothing, absolutely NOTHING left on it.  It hurt because I used cheap kitchen roll and it was rough and my skin dried up but at least I hadn't consumed extra calories.  The calories were in the bin.  Just where they belonged.